“Nerdy By Nature” by Shirt.Woot, via hipsterplease on Twitter ::

Wear this shirt: to a Weird Al concert. You’ll probably get lots of compliments and that could help our profits. Don’t you want us to get raises next year?

Don’t wear this shirt: as protection against hazardous chemicals like acids, bases and your mom’s Beet/Brussels Sprout Smoothies.

This shirt tells the world: “Wait, I thought I could get this lapdance here for free, as long as I presented proper credentials.”

We call this color: There’d Be No Streets Without Asphalt Which Was Invented By Science So Logically Science Is The Root Of All Street Culture And Therefore Hip Hop Is Just Applied Chemistry OW OW NOT IN THE FACE NOT IN THE FACE